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Re: God Hates Signs

Rachel — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:41:54 -0000

God hates hate?

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love4every1 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:47:28 -0000

You don't need Bible to tell you what is good and what is evil. Morality is deeply ingrained in the human brain. As Steven Weinberg, the famous physicist said, with or without religion, good people would do good things and evil people would do evil things. Hate is evil, hurting others is evil, pretty much everything else is good!

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John — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:49:17 -0000

yeah. because only stupid people admire stupidity.

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John — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:48:34 -0000

What a brilliant retort. I bet you spent all day coming up with it,

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Joe Decker — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:33:09 -0000

Hee :) Thanks for the shout out ;)

And I love "God Hates Signs", too. :)

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me — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:41:57 -0000

I can't imagine George Burns hating anybody.

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Johns Dad — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:20:50 -0000

..and you probably don't know the difference between real pussy and that rubber flashilight thing you fuck instead.

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bob — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:15:43 -0000

God hates haters

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Guest — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:12:11 -0000

Don't you mean, "YOUR a douche"? :D

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dalepigeux — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:38:01 -0000

YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR SIGNS

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mike — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:23:29 -0000

God hates those who create reaction formations against their true sexuality.

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jdw242 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:36:26 -0000

someone should write a Firefox addin that will replace GOD with WE on their website.

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SuprDave — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:06:32 -0000

You should coordinate with the "God hates Shrimp" folks.
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

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God — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:51:42 -0000

I do hate certain types of signs. Not all signs, but definitely the signs being held by my so-called "followers." To be honest (and I always am), it's a bit irksome when my children claim to know what I like and don't like. Sure, you can guess based on all the books that have been written about me (although, i certainly didn't write any of them... my grammar and spelling are awful. Thank Me for spell check! ROFL), but I assure you... I'm not as transparent as come people think. Life is about the gray areas. I enjoyed talking to Erisis about this, for example. He took the trouble to ask.

Anyway, I don't want to go off on a rant here. In brief, live and let live, gang!

Peace out,
G

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God — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:23:37 -0000

I hate you all

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SteamingPile — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:23:31 -0000

Eww. They even have child-sized signs so they can drag their children to these things. That kid is going to need some serious therapy when he grows up. Or maybe he just gets assimilated into their collective.

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CynicalNymph — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:00:34 -0000

That gentleman is full of Win. Westboro Baptist Church is... well, I think they'll find out what Hell IS like, provided there is a Hell at all.

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Erisis — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:11:33 -0000

I have spoken with God or rather "I Am" as he likes to be known to his friends. And he says that while he strongly dislikes signs, he by no means "hates" them.
Also, he wanted me to mention that he does have this one really good, gay friend, so, he's not really so uptight as people think.
However, he still gets kinda touchy about this whole people working on The Sabbath thing.
He thought he was pretty clear about that.

Slainte!
The Very Reverend Lorelei Erisis; KSC
Founder, Spiritual Leader and Maitre D'
of The Organised Church Of Nothing In Particular

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CoolRanchLuke — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:55:21 -0000

HA! HA! LOLOMGWTFBBQ CHRISTIANS ARE SUCH MORANS LOLL!!1!

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jehosephat — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:32:05 -0000

posts that correct peoples grammar is so played out. you're a douche.

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Isaac — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:49:50 -0000

Now, see, the Old Testament God used to really love signs. There's nothing like a nice burning bush or pillar of flame, I tell you. But those were the old days.

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Osakaben — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:36:07 -0000

I hate Signs too. That guy's movies just keep getting worse and worse.

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tobstar — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:49:24 -0000

hahahaha ^^

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John — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:59:32 -0000

> "dude, your a genius."

he probably knows the difference between "your" and "you're," too.

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faith carlsen — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:27:48 -0000

Wow.. obviously they do not know Gods heart. God loves everyone no matter what..... He loves gay people.... He loves EVERYONE ....He came down on the cross and died for our sins so that we can go to heaven and not be doomed to hell..... Churches who talk like this church are all hypocrites they have no idea who god is or what he is about.... They need to do their research because no where in the bible does it say that he hates gay people.... He doesnt like their sin... But we are all sinners.... Please do your research and dont call yourself a church unless you know what your talking about