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Laughing Squid: God Hates Signs

  • weazie · 1 year ago
    Mi amor, Senor Burstei!
  • Mary Bee · 1 year ago
    Bacon Bastard to the rescue!
  • Hog Tied · 1 year ago
    Well done my son. Mock those hateful bastards where they stand.
  • Me · 1 year ago
    dude, your a genius.

    keep it up, fck westboro!
  • OM · 1 year ago
    Because really, who knows what God loves and hates? Maybe God hates chocolate (which is where we differ).
  • Rachel · 1 year ago
    God hates hate?
  • MJ Lowe · 1 year ago
    Good for you! That is perfect!
  • Dwayne from Probably Sucks · 1 year ago
    God hates signs? Jesus Christ, not another sign hater!

    Dwayne.
    http://probablysucks.com
  • faith carlsen · 1 year ago
    Wow.. obviously they do not know Gods heart. God loves everyone no matter what..... He loves gay people.... He loves EVERYONE ....He came down on the cross and died for our sins so that we can go to heaven and not be doomed to hell..... Churches who talk like this church are all hypocrites they have no idea who god is or what he is about.... They need to do their research because no where in the bible does it say that he hates gay people.... He doesnt like their sin... But we are all sinners.... Please do your research and dont call yourself a church unless you know what your talking about
  • love4every1 · 1 year ago
    You don't need Bible to tell you what is good and what is evil. Morality is deeply ingrained in the human brain. As Steven Weinberg, the famous physicist said, with or without religion, good people would do good things and evil people would do evil things. Hate is evil, hurting others is evil, pretty much everything else is good!
  • John · 1 year ago
    > "dude, your a genius."

    he probably knows the difference between "your" and "you're," too.
  • Johns Dad · 1 year ago
    ..and you probably don't know the difference between real pussy and that rubber flashilight thing you fuck instead.
  • John · 1 year ago
    What a brilliant retort. I bet you spent all day coming up with it,
  • tobstar · 1 year ago
    hahahaha ^^
  • Osakaben · 1 year ago
    I hate Signs too. That guy's movies just keep getting worse and worse.
  • Isaac · 1 year ago
    Now, see, the Old Testament God used to really love signs. There's nothing like a nice burning bush or pillar of flame, I tell you. But those were the old days.
  • jehosephat · 1 year ago
    posts that correct peoples grammar is so played out. you're a douche.
  • John · 1 year ago
    yeah. because only stupid people admire stupidity.
  • CoolRanchLuke · 1 year ago
    HA! HA! LOLOMGWTFBBQ CHRISTIANS ARE SUCH MORANS LOLL!!1!
  • Erisis · 1 year ago
    I have spoken with God or rather "I Am" as he likes to be known to his friends. And he says that while he strongly dislikes signs, he by no means "hates" them.
    Also, he wanted me to mention that he does have this one really good, gay friend, so, he's not really so uptight as people think.
    However, he still gets kinda touchy about this whole people working on The Sabbath thing.
    He thought he was pretty clear about that.

    Slainte!
    The Very Reverend Lorelei Erisis; KSC
    Founder, Spiritual Leader and Maitre D'
    of The Organised Church Of Nothing In Particular
  • ali · 1 year ago
    That gentleman is full of Win. Westboro Baptist Church is... well, I think they'll find out what Hell IS like, provided there is a Hell at all.
  • SteamingPile · 1 year ago
    Eww. They even have child-sized signs so they can drag their children to these things. That kid is going to need some serious therapy when he grows up. Or maybe he just gets assimilated into their collective.
  • God · 1 year ago
    I hate you all
  • God · 1 year ago
    I do hate certain types of signs. Not all signs, but definitely the signs being held by my so-called "followers." To be honest (and I always am), it's a bit irksome when my children claim to know what I like and don't like. Sure, you can guess based on all the books that have been written about me (although, i certainly didn't write any of them... my grammar and spelling are awful. Thank Me for spell check! ROFL), but I assure you... I'm not as transparent as come people think. Life is about the gray areas. I enjoyed talking to Erisis about this, for example. He took the trouble to ask.

    Anyway, I don't want to go off on a rant here. In brief, live and let live, gang!

    Peace out,
    G
  • SuprDave · 1 year ago
    You should coordinate with the "God hates Shrimp" folks.
    http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
  • Joe Decker · 1 year ago
    Hee :) Thanks for the shout out ;)

    And I love "God Hates Signs", too. :)
  • jdw242 · 1 year ago
    someone should write a Firefox addin that will replace GOD with WE on their website.
  • mike · 1 year ago
    God hates those who create reaction formations against their true sexuality.
  • dalepigeux · 1 year ago
    YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR SIGNS
  • doctressjulia · 1 year ago
    Don't you mean, "YOUR a douche"? :D
  • bob · 1 year ago
    God hates haters
  • me · 1 year ago
    I can't imagine George Burns hating anybody.